The Lowdown
True or False? I have to get in the ring with some Tyson look-a-like.
False. Sparring is 100% optional.
But, if you decide to compete, you'll have a coaching staff with a combined 250+ experience in your corer.
Things your treadmill can't give you:
- Street cred
- An adrenaline rush
- A high five
- A boxer's bod (complete with shredded arms and six pack)
- Zero: amount of boxing experience needed for a free trial
- 8-80: age range of members
- 62: the number of classes per week included in your membership
- 70.3: the average temperature we keep our spotless, pimped out, air-conditioned facility
- Forty: Percentage of female members
- The phrase most often heard after our classes: “Holy s#@*.”
- 1: Boxing’s rank on ESPN2’s list of toughest workouts
- Lorem ipsum...1: number of Boston-area boxing gyms located on the MBTA
- 1: number of boxing classes you’ll need to get addicted
- 900: average number of calories burned in a single class
- Motivation: Just show up, we’ll do the rest.
- 617.782.6946: the number to call when you finally admit that yoga and pilates just ain’t gettin’ the job done.
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